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Get John's Job John The Stutterer
One of my favorite clips! Top 10 FUNNIEST EPISODES in STERN SHOW HISTORY.
December 08, 2009
Zeb Atlas
Zeb Atlas stopped by to tell Howard about being a “straight” guy who stars in gay porn. Robin told Zeb that having sex with men was gay, but Zeb claimed he didn't have “full-on sex” with men, explaining that he started out as a bodybuilder, “personal trainer,” and model before he learned that he could make a lot of money masturbating for the camera. Zeb added that, for a long time, he never knew his masturbation videos were being marketed to gay men.
Howard asked if Zeb how far he'd gone with other men on video, so Zeb said he'd been jerked off and had guys cum on him. Zeb also noted that he gets pressured all the time to do more on camera, but so far, he's managed to resist. Howard thought it was “very gay” that Zeb would let another man jerk him off, kiss another man, and let a dude cum on his chest. Zeb then said he's never allowed a man to blow him.
GAY FOR PAY
Zeb told the crew that his videos have made him a millionaire, and (for up to $10,000) he also “goes to the theater” with rich gay guys. Robin asked Zeb if he has sex with the men he escorts, so Zeb replied that he only lets them jerk him off or blow him. Howard asked Zeb if he knew what “gay” meant, but Zeb joked that he thought “gay” just meant “happy.” Zeb then revealed that he was dating Devon Michaels, a (female) porn star.
Howard asked if Zeb would take it in the ass for the right amount of money, so Zeb admitted that his girlfriend has put things in his ass before, adding that he'd probably blow a guy before he became an on-camera bottom. Gary came in to ask if Zeb was bi, but Zeb claimed he was “just sexual” and speculated that Gary might enjoy the feeling of a man as well. Howard asked if Zeb would ever let a man cum on his face, but Zeb said no; “that's out of line.”
WHO'S GAYER: ZEB ATLAS OR RICHARD CHRISTY?
Howard then asked the crew if they thought Zeb was gay. Fred thought Zeb was bi at least, with “gay high notes;” Artie voted “gay;” and Robin said Zeb was 80% gay. Howard thought Zeb was so gay, he even dreamed of men. Richard came in to say that even he thought Zeb was “flamingly gay,” but Artie shot back that Zeb does gay acts for pay while Richard does them for a “goof.” Richard admitted that Artie had a point and asked Zeb to take his shirt off, so Zeb obliged.
Howard asked Richard to show Zeb his penis, so Richard whipped it out, saying he was only doing so because Howard asked. After being prodded by Howard again, Richard also showed Zeb his asshole. Howard then demanded that Richard sit through a lapdance from Zeb, and as it was going on, Artie shouted that Richard was way too into it.
December 07, 2009
Win Fred's Money Santa Balls
Doug 'The Genius' came in to play Win Fred's Money and explained that he didn't know any hot girls, so he'd consented to a chocolate bandit mask – instead of a nude girl reveal – if he lost the game.
Howard then introduced 'Santa Balls,' who thanked his wife, Ethel Clause, for painting his ‘candy cane,’ and explained what a chocolate bandit mask would be: he dips his balls in chocolate and sits on his victim's eyes.
Doug claimed his 142 IQ score would keep him mask-free, so Howard tested his theory.
Director Vincent Gallo gets loose!
Director Vincent Gallo came in today to promote his new movie Brown Bunny, which is already famous for not only it's graphic oral sex scene but also sparking a huge feud between Gallo and Roger Ebert. After Roger said it was the worst movie he's ever seen in Cannes, Gallo publically wished cancer on Ebert, and he got it!!! Gallo said that he and Ebert are fine with each other now, but also said that was not the first time he's wished something bad on someone and it's happened. Ebert called in to talk to Gallo and stood by his original remarks about the movie, although he hinted that the re-edited version in theaters now is much better.
GALLO STRIKES OUT
The very honest Gallo spent much of his interview talking openly about people he knows and has worked with and does not like. He called Richard Roeper a prick, a woman at the NY Times a witch, and then wished cancer on a laundry list of people he said have either wronged him or he just hates. He also spoke viciously of Angelica Houston who he called a whining baby.
GALLO'S HANDS-ON WORK
a chronic masturbator as a youth. Vincent agreed with that, saying it was so bad he was once masturbating in public while flashing himself to someone and he was arrested for that. His dad was so pissed at him that he beat him for 9 straight days, then left home, only to come back and beat him again. His father told him that because he disgraced the family he could never be happy again, and after that for years his dad would hit him if he saw him even laughing. His dad would always say, "We haven't forgotten what you've done". Finally, when Vince was about 30, he lashed out as his dad saying all he did was masturbate, big deal!!
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