Prinzzess and Erica Ellyson

Howard welcomed Prinzzess and Erica Ellyson, the two Penthouse chicks who hung out with Artie in Vegas a few weeks ago, to the studio. Howard asked Prinzzess about
her name, so she explained that she wanted her name to be “kinky.” Howard wondered why the girls didn't “do anything” with Artie in Vegas, so Prinzzess claimed she had a fiancé (and a girlfriend) and doesn't sleep with anyone else. Howard then laughed that they didn't have to sleep with Artie.


"These are the hottest chicks we've ever had up here!"-Artie Lange

Howard asked the girls if they were sexually attracted to Artie, but when they avoided the question, he wondered if they might be more attracted to him if they knew he was going to tape an appearance on Letterman tonight.
Prinzzess said she'd kiss Artie in order to escort him to Letterman, but Erica topped her, saying she'd kiss Artie and let him kiss her nipples (if he shaved first).

Gary came in to say that Nicole might be the perfect woman, and Artie agreed, saying she was “the hottest chick we've ever had up here.” Artie asked the girls to line
up and turn around so he could check out their asses, and when they obliged, he declared, “This is the greatest job ever!” Erica, undaunted by hyperbole, told the crew about how her dad would disown her if she dated a black guy, and Artie was (sarcastically) delighted; “Oh. Good.” Somewhere in the confusion, Artie took three Subutex( suboxin), explaining that he was feeling “too good” to trust himself if heroin were around.